Psychologistics - Automated Psychology, for FREE!

Psychologistics is an automated psychologist based on real life psychologists!
Instead of paying someone to talk with you, why not just put this on your computer and talk with it?
Don't worry, it's gentle. ;)/>

Based on the best A.I. programs sought to on ComputerCraft, we've built something, MUCH BETTER,
us at SHINJITERU are proud to present this piece of software.

Shinji presenting…
PSYCHOLOGISTICS - http://pastebin.com/9w0qhMrZ

Screenshot:
http://imgur.com/0ax1uFb

Thanks for viewing! :)/> Feedback is appreciated!
(Experiences may differ)

Dam thing made me mad, it asked if I had a father, I said yes, then it said " I'm so sorry", and I told it to stop saying hmm, so guess what it said next, you guessed it, hmmm. Lol work on making more responses, nice so far though.

Is this based off of ELIZA?

Oh it just grabs a random string from a table. Thought it would answer based on what you answered.

Nice work if this is your first :)/>

@Spongy - xD you just made my day
@FelixMaxwell - :D/> Kinda (except not complex at all)
@Remix - Thank you! :)/>

I'll continue working on this program and I'll bring more updates soon!