571 posts
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Some Fish Bowl in Ohio.
Posted 13 May 2014 - 10:20 PM
Let's name programmer pickup lines shall we? For those who don't know, they are just corny cheesy dumb lines to ask a women on a date, but with a coding spin. I'll start. Don't do any sexual stuff, I wanna keep this thread alive(Thanks Engineer.).
Are you an external package? Cause I wanna import you into my life.
Wall of fame:
Spoiler
theoriginalbit: "You had me at "Hello World." "
Engineer: "Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?"
Freack100: "Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access."
vifino: " "Are you still using WEP? Because I really like to have a crack on you!" "
Hellkid98: " "Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belong to you" "
Edited on 14 May 2014 - 07:30 PM
1522 posts
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The Netherlands
Posted 13 May 2014 - 11:20 PM
This thread could be really fun :)/>/>/> Though I want to say that this must not have sexual tinted pickup lines, because the mods probably lock this accordingly to that.
Here is my pickup line I would use if I met a programmer chick :P/>
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Edited on 13 May 2014 - 09:24 PM
571 posts
Location
Some Fish Bowl in Ohio.
Posted 13 May 2014 - 11:27 PM
Ha. Good one. I came up with another, I'd never close you, you've got a nice GUI.
475 posts
Posted 14 May 2014 - 01:34 AM
You're 1, I'm 0. Together we'll become 1.
Edited on 13 May 2014 - 11:34 PM
571 posts
Location
Some Fish Bowl in Ohio.
Posted 14 May 2014 - 01:45 AM
You're 1, I'm 0. Together we'll become 1.
Not bad, extending into binary now, are we? :P/>
7508 posts
Location
Australia
Posted 14 May 2014 - 01:58 AM
ummm, yeah, most of the ones I know and like cannot really be posted here, except this one…
You had me at "Hello World."
and this one
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
1583 posts
Location
Germany
Posted 14 May 2014 - 02:54 PM
read these ones a while ago:
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
You auto-complete me.
:D/>
Edited on 14 May 2014 - 12:56 PM
571 posts
Location
Some Fish Bowl in Ohio.
Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:36 PM
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
This one.
1852 posts
Location
Sweden
Posted 14 May 2014 - 07:08 PM
Uhmm.. Here's some, liked TOBITs one the most so far :P/>
"Is your name wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
"Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belong to you"
34 posts
Posted 14 May 2014 - 07:40 PM
Are you a virus? I just cant get you out of my h(ea)dd
571 posts
Location
Some Fish Bowl in Ohio.
Posted 14 May 2014 - 07:40 PM
Are you a virus? I just cant get you out of my h(ea)dd
How would you say that irl though? o.O. In case you're wondering, yes I was stalking waiting for you to post.
Edited on 14 May 2014 - 05:41 PM
34 posts
Posted 14 May 2014 - 07:47 PM
Are you a virus? I just cant get you out of my h(ea)dd
How would you say that irl though? o.O. In case you're wondering, yes I was stalking waiting for you to post.
well instead of virus you could use an existing virus' name but I wouldnt really kknow about the HDD part XD
10 posts
Location
Earth
Posted 14 May 2014 - 07:55 PM
Here it comes! It might be a bit ruff around the edges, but hey!
"Are you still using WEP? Because I really like to have a crack on you!"
"Linux guy: You are like a Windows user: I will come and get you soon."
"sudo date -u me -t now"
"sudo modprobe date"
"You are like bash to Windows CMD, you are super addictive!"
882 posts
Location
Behind you.
Posted 18 May 2014 - 04:44 AM
Running "sudo apt-get install attractive" on your terminal errors, this must be already installed.
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You're so good-looking, you broke my graphics driver.
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Are you a network? 'Cause I'd like to connect with you.
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You're the boot loader to my OS, the Java to my Minecraft, the C to my C++
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"Updates" are required to make a program that better; seems it won't ever apply to your perfectness.
If I find ANY of you using these miraculous beauties on me, I will kill you. Especially
you.
Might have more later.
Edited on 18 May 2014 - 03:13 AM
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Missouri, United States, America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe 42B, Life Street, Multiverse, 4th Dimension
Posted 18 May 2014 - 04:57 AM
We are 2 RAID0'd hard drives. You complete me, I complete you.
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You need water cooling, you overheated.
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I see you in that users online box, I'm waiting for you to post.
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I see you're on the latest version of "style"
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You must be the processor. I'm a fan.
Edited on 18 May 2014 - 04:47 PM