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Church of the Holy Cloudy, praying.
Posted 09 December 2012 - 03:09 PM
Yes, this is a legit thread. You shall all be astounded by the awesomeness of this thread.
Now, we shall pray towards the holy Cloud, or otherwise known as Cloudy. :)/>/> As he is our lord and savior.
The planet Earth (originally known as Zuelz0303) was created in a explosion caused by a hydrogen bomb from people from the year 2009 flying in a spaceship crashing into the moon at 12,000,000 MPH. After the creation of the Earth, came clouds… Cloudy is the son of God. He is a floating cloud, who somehow has the ability to moderate forums, at the same time. I believe this phenomenon is called Pokeball Syndrome. (Jesus also has Pokeball Syndrome) With Cloudy's percipitation, he grew fields of wheat, and corn, all over the world. He's saved thousands of people just by existing. Truly a magnificent feat! However, during the year of 2010, he caused a tragity to befall the Human population, a devastation of a lifeform, in which, many people cried.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wFKp1sQrVqY[/media]
This was our punishment for not believing in the holy Cloudy, now… all of you. PRAISE HIM LIKE NEVER BEFORE! He shall grant you your desires if you do so! I'm 100% certain! Do not doubt him. He's done much for the world, and, if he didn't exist, I believe man-kind would have never gotten past the Tribal Stage!
Now, we shall pray towards the holy Cloud, or otherwise known as Cloudy. :)/>/> As he is our lord and savior.
The planet Earth (originally known as Zuelz0303) was created in a explosion caused by a hydrogen bomb from people from the year 2009 flying in a spaceship crashing into the moon at 12,000,000 MPH. After the creation of the Earth, came clouds… Cloudy is the son of God. He is a floating cloud, who somehow has the ability to moderate forums, at the same time. I believe this phenomenon is called Pokeball Syndrome. (Jesus also has Pokeball Syndrome) With Cloudy's percipitation, he grew fields of wheat, and corn, all over the world. He's saved thousands of people just by existing. Truly a magnificent feat! However, during the year of 2010, he caused a tragity to befall the Human population, a devastation of a lifeform, in which, many people cried.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wFKp1sQrVqY[/media]
This was our punishment for not believing in the holy Cloudy, now… all of you. PRAISE HIM LIKE NEVER BEFORE! He shall grant you your desires if you do so! I'm 100% certain! Do not doubt him. He's done much for the world, and, if he didn't exist, I believe man-kind would have never gotten past the Tribal Stage!
