Request for acouple programs to help my friends and I

My friends and I are really bad at programming and would like the help of someone more experienced, If there are programs out already for what im about to ask for I may have overlooked it and will you please send me the link to it. But the programs I am asking for are these:

1. a computer with a large monitor that every player on server may access and input a username first login and once they do so there username will appear on the screen
2. a monitor that shows all rules of server (ive heard thats basic but again very program illiterate) HotGirlEAN has posted a Code for this! thank you!
3. a computer that allows you to join any IRC of your choosing (dont know if its possible but thought id ask) just so u can choose to join different irc's like redpower or mystcraft or BC or anything while ingame
4. a program for a mining turtle to tell it the coordinates and it will go to those coordinates and mine in a area (defined by the user) so i wanna be able to tell it go to 384,-4 and mine a 9x9 area all the way down to the bottom and return all items to the chest at 8,-9 (random coodinates)
5. after reading these different program request if you know of any programs that also sound like something cool i should check out by all means send a link! like ive posted i am really bad at programming the most i can do is rewrite someone elses code into minecraft and have it work, i can understand it SLIGHTLY (well, putting a password to a door) but not much passed that. so any help anyones willing to give is greatly appriciated

For the rules computers (since it's the easiest to make):

rules File - Make any necessary changes to this:

term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,1)

rules = {} -- Do not change

-- Customization starts here
rules[1] = "No griefing!"
rules[2] = "example"
rules[3] = "example"
-- For any more rules continue the pattern.

-- Customization ends here



for k, v in ipairs(rules) do
print(tostring(k)..". "..v.."\n")
end

while true do
os.sleep(1)
end

startup File - Make any necessary changes to this:

os.pullEvent = os.pullEventRaw
MonitorSide = "back" -- Change this to which side the monitor is on.
shell.run("monitor",MonitorSide,"rules")

HotGirlEAN, on 02 January 2013 - 11:31 PM said:

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such speedy reply you are amazing ty very much